JudgeJohnDeed

Profile Information
Gender:
Man 
Age:
60
Location:
Ashford, Kent, United Kingdom
Here for:
Dating, Friendship 
About Me:

Old School Owl, looking to escape in a beautiful pea-green boat in the not-too-distant future, seeks feline companion with a penchant for honey and Bong Trees

Mostly housetrained, only a little bit bitey, good with children

If, like me, you have lost the plot these days, then I suppose I could learn to tolerate Piña coladas or whatever else it is that floats your boat.....
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Sailing Experience:

Mostly around in circles

Not particularly skillful, intrepid or rugged. Likes gin. Can't sing, dance or cook convincingly.

Will go up on deck in the middle of the night / squall / Artic if threatened. Responds well to Horlicks.

Fed up of getting up close & personal with a lee cloth - would prefer something more squidgy
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Sailing Qualifications:

ICC
RYA
CEVNI
Hong Kong Marine Department Operators Licence
Blue Peter Badge
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Nautical Miles Logged:
Several
Home and family
Marital status:
Divorced 
Have Children:
Yes - flown the nest 
Occupation:
Freelance Biscuit Designer
Lifestyle
Smoking:
Never 
Drinking:
Socially 
Appearance
Body type:
Average 
Height:
5'8" - 5'11" (171 - 180cm) 
Eyes:
Blue 
Hair:
Distant Memory! 
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JudgeJohnDeed posted a new blog:

Many coastlines offer a radically different perspective when experienced from the sea, rather than from dry land. This is particularly true of the area in southern England from Rye (a beautiful medieval town renowned for its fish) to Folkestone which, in every sense of the word, is truly "foul&…

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JudgeJohnDeed posted a new blog:

Mademoiselle Fifi was a character in a Guy de Maupassant novel, set in a chateau in Normandy, which appears to have been the inspiration (if that is the correct term) for the BBC TV comedy series "Allo! Allo!" Now, the novel was written a fair while back, and it's both unnecessary and…

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JudgeJohnDeed posted a new blog:

I am "a Bear of very Little Brain", and when sailing singlehanded, beset by a squillion different calls on my attention and bombarded by un-coordinated information from wind instruments, GPS, GRIB files, barometers and AIS, I am not all that good at keeping a detailed log of events. To ove…

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JudgeJohnDeed posted a new blog:

An elegant and otherwise charming young Lady who recently read my Profile, (and who through no fault of her own has been denied the dubious benefits of growing up during the twilight years of the British Empire), mentioned that she had been obliged to Google a reference I had made to a malted hot dr…

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JudgeJohnDeed posted a new blog:

I am not a philosopher nor - heaven forfend! - a quantum physicist, but there is a whole school of thought based on the works of Heisenberg, Descartes and Schopenhauer, to the general effect that nothing actually exists until we become aware of it. In a more prosaic sense, the flickering shadows on…

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JudgeJohnDeed posted a new blog:

I can't remember when I originally signed up for Lovesail, but I finally decided to gird up my loins and do something with it (and, for that matter, with my life) earlier this month. This is therefore my first foray into the uncharted waters of online datery.....To be honest, I've lost the…

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